Writer · Artist · AUHD Mom · Founder

MATERNAL MENACE

Dark humor, honest tools, and practical systems for the exhausted, the neurodivergent, and everyone the mainstream forgot to build for. 10+ books in 2 years — written during 35+ hrs/week of in-home therapy supervision.

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Featured in The Voyage Denver
"Built for chaos. Designed to hold." Read the article →
Samantha Oyler — Maternal Menace founder, denim jacket, bubblegum
🌸 Mother's Day — May 10

She survived another night.
She deserves more than survival.

Two bundles. Built for the moms who are running on cortisol and spite — or rebuilding from scratch. Real tools. No fluff.

ND Mom Bundle
ND MOM
SURVIVAL KIT

For the mom who runs on cortisol and spite. Tools that actually fit her brain.

What's inside
  • Nervous System Bundle
  • How to Function Toolkit
  • Burn This Page Journal (ebook)
  • Printable Sticker Sheet
  • Self-Care Planner
  • Bedtime Survival Coupons + Interactive Planner
Rebuilding Bundle
STARTING
OVER KIT

For the mom rebuilding everything. One divorce at a time.

What's inside
  • Custody Planner
  • Moving Day Survival Planner
Role
Founder & Author
Based
Colorado, USA
Speciality
Neurodivergent Systems
Status
Available to Collaborate
The Origin Story
WHO IS
MATERNAL
MENACE

Everything I create is for, because of, or inspired by my son.

Not in the cute, hashtag way. In the I learned how sharp the world can be and decided to become sharper way.

Maternal Menace exists because protecting him means challenging systems, rejecting shame, and refusing the "just try harder" lie. I write dark humor, books, and practical tools for exhausted parents, neurodivergent minds, and people who need honesty more than inspiration.

If you're here, you're probably tired. Or angry. Or trying to function while carrying more than most people see. You're welcome here.

→ The full story
The Catalog

THE BOOKS

Dark Humor. Survival Guides. Honest Tools.

Two series. One mission. Written for brains that don't cooperate, parents who've seen some shit, and anyone the self-help industry gave up on.

No Rest for the Wicked Vol. I
Nursery Crimes
No Rest for the Wicked
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Terrible Twos and True Love Vol. II
Nursery Crimes
Terrible Twos & True Love
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📖 Nursery Crimes Vol. III
Coming Soon
Nursery Crimes
This Is Why We're Like This
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How to Function When Your Brain Actively Hates You
Overstimulated.
How to Function When Your Brain Actively Hates You
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How to Parent When You're Also Overstimulated
Overstimulated.
How to Parent When You're Also Overstimulated
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Silence the Noise
Overstimulated.
Silence the Noise: How to Rest When Overstimulated
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7 Minute Rest Reset Workbook Workbook
Silence the Noise
7 Minute Rest Reset Workbook
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Unsent Unhinged Incinerated Journal
Burn-This-Page
Unsent, Unhinged, Incinerated
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Published Isn't Paid — workbook cover
Featured Workbook

PUBLISHED
ISN'T PAID

You published your book. Congrats. Now why isn't it selling? This workbook walks indie authors through the actual mechanics of selling — positioning, pricing, audience, and conversion. Built for people who are done writing but stuck on everything after.

  • 27 worksheets + 5 bonus resources
  • Positioning, pricing, and sales strategy
  • Built specifically for indie authors post-publish
  • Instant download — no subscription, no maze
Launch Price
$97 $49
Instant PDF delivery

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Get In Touch
SAY
SOME-
THING

Not looking for hustle culture, fake urgency, or shame-based anything. If you have a real question, project idea, or just want to say you finally feel seen — this is the form for that.

Or email directly: hello@maternalmenace.com
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Coming Soon

THE COUCH

"Shoes off. Judgment too."

Track 01
ND Parenting

For parents raising neurodivergent kids while also being neurodivergent themselves. No toxic positivity. No "have you tried consistency?" A space where the 3 AM overwhelm is the default setting, not the exception.

  • Honest conversations about what this actually looks like
  • Tools built for how ND parents actually function
  • No shame. No performance. No unsolicited advice.
Track 02
Indie Publishing

For neurodivergent writers, creators, and people with a book stuck in their head or 80% done on their laptop. Real talk about publishing without the gatekeeping, the overwhelm, or the maze.

  • From manuscript to live in 90 days, for real
  • Marketing that doesn't require becoming an extrovert
  • Strategy for brains that work differently

NO SPAM. JUST NEW DROPS & HONEST CHAOS.