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Everything for the parent
doing it differently.

Books that validate you at 2 AM. Workbooks that actually work with your brain. Guides that assume you're already overwhelmed. Made by a neurodivergent mom, built for parents like her.

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📚 Amazon Books

The Books

Available in Kindle, paperback, and hardcover on Amazon.

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Vol. I
Nursery Crimes
No Rest for the Wicked
Dark, funny poetry for parents who love their kids and also need everyone to leave them alone forever.
Kindle $3.99 Paperback $9.99
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Vol. II
Nursery Crimes
Terrible Twos & True Love
The sequel nobody asked for and every parent needed. More dark poems. More catharsis. Same zero apologies.
Kindle $2.99 Paperback $9.99
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How to Function When Your Brain Actively Hates You book cover
Overstimulated Series
How to Function When Your Brain Actively Hates You
For the overstimulated adult who needs real strategies, not "have you tried a bubble bath."
Kindle $6.99 Paperback $16.99 Hardcover $22.99
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Overstimulated Series
How to Parent When You're Also Overstimulated
The guide for raising kids when your own nervous system is already at its limit.
Kindle $6.99 Paperback $14.99
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Overstimulated Series
Silence the Noise: How to Rest When You're Overstimulated
You need rest. Your brain won't let you rest. This book closes the gap.
Kindle $2.99
$2.99 Kindle
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Rage Journal
Burn-This-Page Series
Unsent, Unhinged, Incinerated
A rage journal. Write the letters you'll never send. Say everything. Then burn it (metaphorically — or literally, your call).
Paperback
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📓 Digital Downloads

Workbooks & Guides

Instantly downloadable. Built for brains that don't work like the templates assume.

📋 IEP & The Great Preschool Dilemma
Guide
IEP & The Great Preschool Dilemma
Scripts, laws, preschool placement options, homeschool realities, and how to push back when the district says no. Walk into that meeting knowing exactly what you're doing.
$15
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Silence the Noise: 7-Minute Rest Reset Workbook
A 7-minute framework for actually resting when your brain refuses to cooperate.
$8
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🫀 Nervous System Survival Bundle
Bundle
The Nervous System Survival Bundle
Everything you need to stop white-knuckling through the day. Regulation tools that actually work.
$12
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📈 Beginners Guide to Investing
Beginners Guide to Investing
Plain-language investing basics for people who were never taught this stuff and are tired of feeling behind.
$10
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Nourished Family Home Remedies
Natural remedies that complement (not replace) medical care, organized for parents who are already overwhelmed.
$8
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🧠 How to Function Printable Toolkit
How to Function: Printable Toolkit Book Companion
Printable worksheets and tools to go alongside the book. Print once, use forever.
$7
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🔥 Unsent Letters Companion Bundle
Bundle
Unsent, Unhinged, Incinerated Book Companion Bundle
Companion prompts and tools to go deeper with the journal. More to say? Say it here.
$6
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🚪 Social Capacity Exit Cards
Social Capacity Exit Cards
Printable exit strategy cards for when you're done and need a graceful way out that isn't "I hate everyone."
$5
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✉️ The Unsent Letters Vault
The Unsent Letters Vault
An expanded collection of prompts for every unsaid thing. For the letters that need writing, never sending.
$5
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🛁 Self Care Planner for Busy Parents
Self Care Planner for Busy Parents
Not another "light a candle" list. Actual systems for actual self-care when you have 7 minutes and no support network.
$5
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📋 Daily Function Sheet
Daily Function Sheet
A daily tracker built around what actually matters when your brain doesn't cooperate with "productivity systems."
$4
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📋 IEP & The Great Preschool Dilemma
IEP Guide
Special Needs · IEP
IEP & The Great Preschool Dilemma
Scripts, laws, homeschool options, and how to fight for your kid without losing your mind. The IEP handbook they should have handed you at the first meeting.
$15
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👶 Parenting Survival Guide
Parenting Survival Guide Handbook & Workbook
The handbook for surviving the day-to-day. Worksheets included. No judgment in here.
$4
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✅ Bare Minimum Checklist
Bare Minimum Checklist
For the days when "functioning" means: ate something, kids alive, nobody cried (for too long). That counts. Track it.
$3
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🎓 Course & Workbook

For Authors Who Want to Get Paid

You wrote the book. Now learn how to actually sell it — and how to publish the next one without losing your mind.

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Launch Price
Published Isn't Paid — The Workbook
You published a book. Sales aren't happening. This 93-page fillable & printable workbook teaches you how to actually sell it — positioning, audience, marketing systems, all of it. Includes 5 bonuses. Instant delivery after purchase.
$49 $97
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📄 93 pages · Fillable + printable PDF · 5 bonuses included · Instant delivery
📖 Publish Without Panic
Founding Rate
Publish Without Panic (PWP)
The step-before course — for authors who need to finish, format, and actually publish their book. 47-page course covering the full self-publishing process.
$250 $500 after reviews
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🔥 Free Stuff

Start Here — It's Free

Lead magnets, starter guides, and resources you can grab right now at no cost.

📝 10 Free Journal Prompts + Burn Safety Poster
Free
10 Free Journal Prompts + Burn Safety Poster
Journal prompts for the things you can't say out loud, plus a burn safety poster for the therapeutic fire (safety first).
FREE
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🧠 Overstimulated Parent Guide
Free
Overstimulated Parent Guide
A starter guide for parents whose nervous system is already at max capacity before 9 AM.
FREE
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🎃 Nursery Crimes Halloween Bonus Poems
Free
Nursery Crimes Halloween Bonus Poems
Bonus dark poems that didn't make the cut. Spookier. Weirder. Still relatable if you're a parent who's survived a Halloween candy negotiation.
FREE
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🎃 Halloween Activity Pages
Free
Halloween Activity Pages
Printable Halloween activities for kids. Bribe them with candy later.
FREE
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🍂 Thanksgiving Planner
Free
Thanksgiving Planner
For when you're hosting and your brain is already exhausted by the concept of "sides." A simple system so you survive the holiday.
FREE
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Free
Christmas Planning Guide
Because "magic of Christmas" hits different when you're the one making all of it happen with executive dysfunction.
FREE
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🆘 4 Parenting Guides Bundle
Free 4-Pack
4 Parenting Guides Pack
Emergency Sanity Checklist + Toddler Meltdown guides. Four resources for the moments when everyone is losing it simultaneously.
FREE
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💰 Budgeting for Beginners
Free
Budgeting for Beginners
A zero-judgment intro to budgeting for people who were never taught how money works. Starts at the actual beginning.
FREE
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🖨️ Printable Downloads

Printable Stickers

Digital download — print at home on sticker paper or regular paper.

🖼️ Maternal Menace Printable Stickers
Printable Stickers — Digital Download
Maternal Menace stickers — digital download, print at home. Put them on your water bottle, your laptop, your kid's forehead when you've been driven to the edge. No shipping, no waiting.
Printable Stickers — Digital Download, Print at Home
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🔜 Coming Soon

In the Pipeline

Almost here. These are in progress — follow along on Beacons for launch updates.

☠️ Nursery Crimes III
Coming Soon Vol. III
Nursery Crimes · Poetry
Nursery Crimes III: This Is Why We're Like This
The third installment. Almost done. If you made it this far with the series, you already know what you're in for. Get notified the moment it drops.
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👶 Toddler Memory Book
Coming Soon
Toddler Memory Book & Learning Journal
A memory book with add-on sections — captures milestones without making you feel guilty for the ones you missed.
Almost done
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📦 Moving Guide for ND Parents
Coming Soon
Moving Guide & Planner for ND Parents
The full guide. Not just "make a packing list." A complete system for moving with a neurodivergent brain and/or family.
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✍️ Flip Boards — Don't Write on the Walls
Coming Soon
Flip Boards — "Don't Write on the Walls"
Dual-sided sensory boards: mirror, whiteboard, and chalkboard. The "draw on THIS instead" solution. Shipping setup in progress.
Shipping setup in progress
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Samantha Oyler — Maternal Menace
Published 10+ books in 2 years while supervising 35+ hours of weekly in-home therapy (ABA, speech, OT) and enrolled in CNA school. Neurodivergent parent, author, and publishing guide for parents who are doing it differently.
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